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Scott Disick as Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman: Blasphemy!

19 Jun

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Guys. Have you watched Kanye’s American Psycho “short film,” (so now he’s a rapper, a poet, a god, and a film producer, if you’re keeping score) starring Scott Disick? If not, please go here and come back with your thoughts ready. You made need to take a slug of your Franzia to get through it.

Painful, right? My face is hurting from cringing so hard. And my brain is hurting from how confused I now feel about Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I have taken it for granted that the show is “acted” and “scripted,” a la the Hills. (Sidenote: Remember how sad you were when you realized the Hills were a lie? I’m still reeling). Recall the paparrazzi shots of Kim and Kris filming reshoots? Holding suspiciously script-like papers?

But seeing Scott’s performance in this, I’m having a hard time reconciling my belief about the veracity (or lack thereof) of the show with this video. Maybe he’s just only talented as acting as himself? I’m not even sure I could convincingly act as myself. Does that mean the Kardashians, et. al, are… gulp… talented? I need to go lay down.

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